Opening soon! Kids & women 55% off to celebrate my anniversary with the LOML Women's cuts are FREE. Also 55% off. Do not ask how. Google lists us as "Permanently Closed." Google is a hater. Now offering the R9 (as seen on Brazil, 2002) Aftercare included with select packages Opening soon! Kids & women 55% off to celebrate my anniversary with the LOML Women's cuts are FREE. Also 55% off. Do not ask how. Google lists us as "Permanently Closed." Google is a hater. Now offering the R9 (as seen on Brazil, 2002) Aftercare included with select packages
4.7 ★★★★★ 12 Google reviews

More than a cut. It's a different breed.

Round Rock's premier barbershop*, located inside an apartment building. Precision fades, legendary aftercare, and a strict "we'll fix it in a few days" guarantee.

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*According to Google Maps, which also lists us as an "Apartment building" and "Permanently closed." We are neither permanently closed nor, spiritually, an apartment building.

Crazy Barber flyer: Hans cutting a client's hair, $32.99 cuts, women cuts free
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Haircut Samurai poster: Hans in a kimono holding clippers, $32.99 cuts
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Haircut Maharaja poster: Hans on a throne holding clippers, $32.99 cuts
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Precision.
Power.
Aftercare.
Women
cuts FREE
The Original
4.7★
Google rating
12
Verified-ish reviews
1
Chair (it's a desk chair)
3
Reviews from Rishi alone
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Aftercare
The Menu

Services & Pricing

Real prices from our official Google listing. Everything else is also real. Probably.

Bestseller

The Fade

$33.99

A clean, crisp fade. Flyer says $32.99, Google says $33.99. The extra dollar is for vibes.

Most Recommended

Fade + After Care

$66.99

Everything in The Fade plus our signature After Care™. Customers say it's "even better than the haircut." Details are classified. Learn more.

New

The R9

Ask

Ronaldo, 2002 World Cup. Shaved all around except the little front patch. Hans's personal favorite. See client results in the gallery.

Ladies

Women's Cut

$33.99FREE

All hair. All styles. All welcome. Also, confusingly, 55% off for the anniversary.

Anniversary Sale

Kids' Cut

55% OFF

Celebrating the anniversary with the LOML. 55% off something that some customers report is already free. We don't get it either.

Goatee & Facial

$—

"Very excellent service good goatee service and facials." A real, unedited review. Five stars.

The Trapezoid

Free w/ any cut

Turn your "perfectly Marlon fluffy hair" into a geometric shape. Geometry homework not included.

Guarantee

Free Clean-Up

$0

Disappointed with your cut? Come back "within a few days" for a free clean-up and after care. Your hair will have grown by then. That's the trick.

Prices subject to change based on Hans's mood, the LOML's approval, and ongoing hostilities with Tharun Barber Shop.

Frequently Asked About

What is After Care?

Every review mentions it. Nobody explains it. Here is the only public document on the subject.

CLASSIFIED

HANS HAIRCUT HOUSE · INTERNAL MEMO #001
RE: AFTER CARE™ PROTOCOL

1. After Care is administered following the haircut. It is extremely thorough.

2. Clients have described it as "even better" than the haircut, "the best," and "good but had some flaws." We are working on the flaws.

3. After Care involves a warm towel and a little speech and absolutely nothing weird.

4. Hans will personally ask "how was the after care?" in the reviews. You are required to answer.

5. The After Care upgrade costs exactly $33.00, which is 100% of what you just paid. Worth it.

— Management (Hans)

Straight from Google

What the People Say

Every review, copied word for word, with Hans's owner replies. We have a 100% reply rate. Hans is always online.

4.7
★★★★★
12 reviews
5
4
3
2
1

Reviews from our Google Business Profile. Our old website button on Google went to greatclips.com. This is an upgrade.

Breaking News

The Rivalry Is Here

"The rivalry of Tharun barber shop vs Hans haircut house is here." — Shaurya S., verified customer

Hans Haircut House

  • Google rating4.7 ★
  • AftercareYes (legendary)
  • Women's cutsFree
  • Owner replies to reviewsWithin 13 min
  • Offers the R9✅
VS

Tharun Barber Shop

  • Google ratingCouldn't find it
  • AftercareUnknown
  • Women's cutsProbably not free
  • Owner replies to reviewsWhat reviews
  • Offers the R9Cowardly

"Thank you, I will be victorious."— Hans, Owner, in an official Google reply

Hans, founder and head barber
The Founder

Meet Hans

Hans didn't choose the clippers. The clippers chose Hans. Then Hans chose a desk chair, a towel, and a Google Business listing, and the rest is history.

His motto, according to our official Google profile: "This is the place where I get down with people." We have asked him to clarify. He only winked.

✂️

"Very gifted with his hands." Great scissor work, according to Arman R.

💬

Replies to every review. Even the ones with no words in them.

❤️

Happily taken. Anniversary with the LOML is the reason for this whole sale.

🏆

Undefeated vs. Tharun Barber Shop (0 matches played).

Questions

F.A.Q.

Are you actually open?

Google says "Permanently closed." Our own announcement says "Opening soon." Both are technically true until we are open.

How are women's cuts free AND 55% off?

One customer asked this exact question. Hans replied: "55% for children and women only sorry." That does not answer it. That is the answer.

Is there parking?

It's an apartment complex. Park where you'd park to visit a friend, because that's basically what this is.

What if I hate my haircut?

Hans offers a free clean-up and after care if you come back within a few days. Our one negative review said the customer service was nice, so you'll be disappointed politely.

Do you take walk-ins?

Book ahead or text Hans. Walking into an apartment unannounced is called something else.

What forms of payment do you accept?

Cash, Venmo, Zelle, or a strong verbal commitment to leave a 5-star review.

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Visit & Book

OPENING SOON

Hours

Monday – FridayAfter school, before homework
SaturdayWhenever Hans wakes up
SundayAftercare only
AnniversaryClosed (LOML time)

Location

Round Rock, Texas 📍
Exact address is sent when you book. It's an apartment. The barber pole is imaginary. You'll figure it out.

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Fill this out, hit Book Now, and our official Google Form opens with your answers already filled in. Sign in with Google and press Submit. One booking per Google account. (Sorry, Rishi.)